Okay, this must be recorded somewhere... I am headed to Party City with both boys to get supplies for Spencer's FIRST birthday party last Thursday. Yes, Isaac is wearing undies as we have done very well since our boot camp. Well, there we are in the aisle and Isaac looks down and says "Uh-oh, poopies". In my horror two little brown balls are on the floor. (Remember the gaps in the legs of all underwear for my tiny two year old boy?) I quickly look to see if anyone is around and grab a wipe and scoop them up. I tell him "Don't you let anything else fall out..." so poor Isaac holds his bottom and tries his best to waddle with me to the bathroom. (and Spencer in the cart...) So...luckily it is a big bathroom and we all get in, cart and all, just as the momma poop falls out. I am about to die and try to close the door as fast as I can. Well, the door catches the momma poop and now I have two little boys, a cart, and a wad of poop now spread all over the floor.
Yes, we all survived..the floor and bottom get cleaned up. We even finished shopping! How LONG will this process take?????? :) I deserve a prize for not crying....
P.S. I am sure you all appreciate no pictures of this one!
Beds by Dad
9 years ago
4 comments:
Yes, I was hoping that story would make the blog. Poop stories are too great to not share. Enjoy your last week with a sick kid and potty training:(.
I love your stories. I think you should write a book. And again at least yours poop.
Les
I have to say, this made me laugh so hard I almost cried. I would have thrown up! What a trooper you are!
Christy
Christy, First...thanks for finally commenting on this thing...Second...you would have seriously yaked all over the place. Jenna would have had to clean it up herself. :) I wish I had exaggerated this one.
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